Tracy Anderson: The GOOP of Fitness

Oh no, did my fingers get too bulky typing this?

Do you want to return your body to its primordial state? 

Have you ever gotten into a hot car on a super humid day and thought “yes, this is the ideal temperature for working out, let me grab my ankle weights”? 

Do you sometimes watch the latest TikTok dance and wish you could learn a routine a lot less cool? 

Have you ever looked at a baby getting fed a j…