The Switch Witch and the Elf on the Shelf Can Go Straight to Hell
An exploration of the kid centered holiday traditions that actually kind of suck
Halloween has come and gone and my daughter’s candy coffers are once again full. Despite the fact that it was ridiculously cold, she had a blast trick-or-treating and then coming home to sort and count her treasure1 before chowing down on some candy and going to bed dreaming of Skittles in her lunch box tomorrow.
As a long time and devoted lover of candy…
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