A "Trampoline With Eyes" and Other Perfect Insults

My favorite blend of petty, mean, and specific

Aug 30, 2023

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When the trailer for the newest season of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City dropped, I couldn’t click on it fast enough.

I’d just gotten back from a trip, where I’d watched a lot of Bravo programming in the hotel (because Bravo programming is perfectly designed for watching in the sheets of a king sized bed in an ice cold hotel room) so I was already pr…

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